grxxnheart:

I believe no one person is a waste of time. Everyone is worth a second chance.

But by the seven, does one need patience.

imbreaking-sans:

*i was so good at hide and seek, my dad didn’t need to pretend

*a whole news cast was involved and everything, they couldn’t find me for HOURS

DAYS. TWO DAYS.

YOU WERE SLEEPING IN A BOX.

a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms:

captsiimba:

the-catholic-geek:

tgmember:

just-shower-thoughts:

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

xa-eviterx:

KINDLY NOT MAKE FACES AT MY PARTNER.

I am fine with “Snake” however.

WELL… THE FACES ARE ABOUT YOU,

YOU CAN CALL HIM SNAKE IF YOU WANT! I JUST DO NOT LIKE THE DISGUSTED EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU DO 😦

serafxn:

flapsinhands:

* { anyone who likes candy corn is destined to burn. i don’t make the rules sorry }

AT LEAST I’LL BURN WITH DELICIOUS CANDY CORN