[ Wings decides the best place for this blanket is on the back of his couch–whenever he and Void have late nights on top the plush cushions, they would now have something to keep them warm. The softness is most appreciated!! ]
[ It is always a good day when Void acts this sweet–his efforts will be thanked in many a smooch. Wings is seen regularly glancing at his bracelet and turning it on his wrist, watching the lights change. It is very beautiful, and Void is getting quite good at making jewelry. ]
[ The loving reminders are not one-sided this Gyftmas. ]
I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.
I. Fucking. Love. This.
This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.
W. D. GASTER 